the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
why do cheetos always look like penises
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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