I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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