You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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