i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize