You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize