If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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