Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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