So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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