Well apparently he's into motor boating.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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