so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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