but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Randomize
