what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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