It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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