Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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