Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i love accidental penises.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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