he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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