I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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