I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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