I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
People in love make me want to vomit
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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