I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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