Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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