what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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