so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Randomize
