Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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