Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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