Having a random hookup so left but love u
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
