I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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