At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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