yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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