There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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