is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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