you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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