Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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