hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
you had me at cake vodka
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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