whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
be right there i have to get my cape
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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