your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I think my moral compass just broke
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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