but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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