Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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