Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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