Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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