they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
you would pick up someone in the library
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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