I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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