he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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