Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
