All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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