How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
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dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
it hurts more in the daytime
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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