Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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