She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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