Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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