I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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