i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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