I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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