: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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